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I'll Eat When I'm Dead

Smart and funny... Bourland walks the line between serious and comedy so deftly that anyone who has read a women’s magazine or caught an episode of America’s Next Top Model will understand the jokes and the lessons without conflict.
— Fortune, June 2018

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Sex. Drugs. Dries van Noten... A deft, smart, and hilarious debut.
— Wednesday Martin, PhD, New York Times bestselling author of Primates of Park Avenue

Refinery29's Best Books of 2017
People Magazine May Pick
Recommended Reading from the New York Post

A smart, satirical take on fashion and media that will have readers snorting with laughter.
— The New York Post
A highly polished satire... Hilarious.
— Sunday Times (UK)
DELECTABLE
— People Magazine, May Picks
The darker side of perfection is cast under the spotlight [in this] black comedy.
— Sunday Mirror (UK)

About Barbara

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Barbara Bourland lives in Baltimore, MD. Formerly, she was a freelance writer for Forbes Traveler, Conde Nast Digital's Concierge.com, and a web producer for O, The Oprah Magazine, Oprah.com, and OWN, the Oprah Winfrey Network. She is a member of the ITW, MWA, and Sisters in Crime. 

I'll Eat When I'm Dead is her first novel. Her next novel, Fake Like Me (formerly titled Pine City) is forthcoming June 2019 from Grand Central Publishing in North America and riverrun abroad.

PRAISE For I'll Eat When I'm Dead

One of Refinery 29's Best Books of 2017 ♢ A People Magazine May Pick

An Us Weekly Must-Read Required Reading from the New York Post

Barbara Bourland deftly tackles body-image issues with wit in this mystery.
— US Weekly
Bourland fills her debut with terrific characters—Cat especially is wonderfully weird and well dimensioned—and a heaping helping of froth and gloss that will turn readers into industry insiders. Delightfully, playfully skewer[s] the fashion and beauty industries.
— Booklist
A compulsively readable, satirical romp with a sharp and vicious twist, I’LL EAT WHEN I’M DEAD is a timely, smart, and perceptive mystery.
— K.J Howe, author of The Freedom Broker

Chosen for RED ONLINE's Best New Crime Thrillers to Read in 2017 and RED MAGAZINE's Best New Books for May

One part deliciously satirical send-up, one part murder mystery, I’LL EAT WHEN I’M DEAD kept me reading and had me laughing out loud. This bold and wildly entertaining, in-your-face novel takes a clever and scathing look at the turbulent and ethically starved world of New York’s fashion publications, while signaling the arrival of Barbara Bourland as an exciting and savvy new voice in commercial fiction.
— Award winning international bestseller, and Denmark’s “Queen of Crime,” Sara Blaedel
There are tantalizing glimpses of the vulnerability and insecurities beneath the surface... Death by beauty was never so much fun.
— Kirkus Reviews
A smart feminist fashion manifesto packed with pulpy, sexy, murderous intrigue. Highly entertaining!
— Elizabeth L. Cline, author of Overdressed
I’LL EAT WHEN I’M DEAD is a reckless adventure in the world of starry-eyed models, dubiously-sourced drugs, anorexia and Instagram. But don’t let the frills and flashbulbs fool you. Barbara Bourland is here to show you that fashion is a deadly serious business.
— Mikita Brottman, author of The Maximum Security Book Club
Readers will devour this mystery... What at first seems a death by natural causes turns into a murder that will have you guessing at whodunit up until the very end...A fun, witty, edge-of-your-seat ride. FOUR STARS.
— RT Reviews
Biting, funny, and brilliantly subversive; Bourland’s debut is like THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA meets AMERICAN PSYCHO.
— Louise O'Neill, Author of Only Ever Yours, Asking for It, and Almost Love

Events

Saturday, September 29th 2018, 5pm

Baltimore Book Festival

UK, AUSTRALIA AND COMMONWEALTH EDITION

On Sale May 18, 2017

Outside of North America, I'LL EAT WHEN I'M DEAD has another spectacular Cat-themed cover from riverrun at Quercus.

Contact

Publicity:

Linda Duggins, Grand Central Publishing

Elizabeth Masters, riverrun (UK, Australia, and Commonwealth) 

Representation:

Victoria Sanders of the Victoria Sanders Agency